1 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:45,349 ♪ My girl has a wicked style 2 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:50,137 ♪ From her lips to her tits and don't you forget that mind 3 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,704 ♪ My friend 4 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,055 ♪ I'll say I'm through 5 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:59,015 ♪ They all think I'm whipped 'Cause I'm down with you 6 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,323 ♪ In this world 7 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,629 ♪ It's good to be alive 8 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,330 ♪ When you miss the one you love Then she drops by 9 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,901 ♪ You've got the key to my door 10 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:21,342 ♪ You've got the key to my door 11 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,520 ♪ And when I hear that lock turn 12 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,266 ♪ Anytime of day 13 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,398 ♪ Anytime of night 14 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:36,705 ♪ Come without a warning 15 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:38,881 ♪ I've got nothing to hide 16 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,318 ♪ There used to be a day 17 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,191 ♪ As with traffic that came by 18 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,456 ♪ Ex-girlfriend, drug, my friend You know what it's like 19 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,458 ♪ In this world 20 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,460 ♪ It's good to be alive 21 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,378 ♪ When you miss the one you love Then she drops by 22 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,858 ♪ My girl 23 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,122 ♪ She's too 24 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,824 ♪ You've got the key to my door 25 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,959 ♪ You've got the key to my door 26 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,312 ♪ And when I hear that lock turn 27 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,146 ♪ When I hear that lock turning 28 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:29,714 ♪ I know it's got to be a good thing 29 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:35,720 ♪ When we wake in the morning 30 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:39,768 ♪ I know 31 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:42,162 ♪ Watch me now, watch me now, watch me now 32 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:44,642 ♪ You got me coming with the baby talk all night 33 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,340 ♪ You got me coming with the baby talk 34 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:47,732 ♪ With the pillow talk 35 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:48,820 ♪ To the lover's lot 36 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:49,821 ♪ With the baby talk 37 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,301 ♪ Don't fear it 38 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,045 ♪ In this world 39 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,569 ♪ It's good to be alive 40 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:00,963 ♪ When you miss the one you love... 41 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,182 Hey. 42 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,364 Virgil. 43 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:15,325 ♪ You've got the key to my door 44 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,547 ♪ And when I hear that lock turn ♪ 45 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,637 Oh, Virgil. 46 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:25,596 I love you, Virgil. 47 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,034 Oh, Virgil. 48 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,081 FRANCINE: Virgil, come on, it's time to get up. 49 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,648 You'll be late for school. 50 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,347 Oh, my God. 51 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:58,368 Good morning, Mom. 52 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,459 Good morning, honey. 53 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,548 Good morning, sweetheart. 54 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,942 Uh, you know... 55 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:10,641 Oh, you are so bad. 56 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,643 Are you gonna spank me? 57 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,471 Just don't start anything, you won't get any breakfast. 58 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,256 Is that a threat or a promise? 59 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:23,001 Shit, shit, shit. 60 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,221 Uh-oh. 61 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:35,362 We will continue this later. 62 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:40,628 So, Mom, how's the arthritis today? 63 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,282 Like you give a shit. 64 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,244 Earthquake!Sorry. 65 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,251 Shit! 66 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,342 Stanley.Mmm-hmm? 67 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,040 I've been thinking.Mmm-hmm. 68 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:04,826 Virgil needs a girlfriend. 69 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,436 Hmm. 70 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:09,352 I mean, he really needs a girlfriend. 71 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,225 What brought this on? 72 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:16,228 Well, you know, he's a teenage boy 73 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,231 doing what most teenage boys do 74 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,886 when they don't have a girlfriend. 75 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,236 You don't want him to go blind, do you? 76 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,329 Stanley. 77 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,158 Yeah. You know, our real concern should be if he's... 78 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,858 If he's what? 79 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,817 Oh, if he's, you know, normal. 80 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,343 What are you talking about? 81 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,216 Well, look at him. He's 17 years old. 82 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,652 He's never been out with a girl. 83 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:50,611 Doesn't that tell you anything? 84 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:54,049 What's it supposed to tell me? 85 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:55,137 That he's a fag. 86 00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,794 How can you say that? 87 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:04,451 Virgil's just a little slow when it comes to girls. 88 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,505 It just started doing this. 89 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,033 And Virgil is not gay. 90 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,515 He's just a little immature. 91 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,039 VIRGIL: Hey! 92 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:31,521 Who turned off the water? 93 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:32,957 Uh... 94 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,742 Back on in a minute. 95 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:42,706 You know, he does have your bottom. 96 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:47,711 Stanley. 97 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:53,543 Talk to Virgil. 98 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,068 Encourage him to start dating. 99 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:59,157 You're his father. Talk to him man to man. 100 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:01,595 I've had enough of you two. 101 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,728 I'm gonna take a dump. 102 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:09,733 Tomorrow, we call the nursing home. 103 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:24,748 Dwayne, you forgot your lunch! 104 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,013 And here's your breakfast. 105 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:33,148 Thanks, Ma. 106 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:36,499 Okay, what's wrong? 107 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,895 Nothing's wrong. I'm just not very hungry. 108 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:43,332 Get back in the house. I'm calling the doctor! 109 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,116 Mom, I'm not sick. I... 110 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:47,641 I'm just a little nervous. 111 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:48,729 About what? 112 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:53,168 You know. That thing we talked about last night? 113 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:57,868 Oh, you mean about asking Margaret Lapinski to the prom. 114 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:02,525 Oh, don't be nervous, there's nothing to be nervous about. 115 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:05,615 Oh, just ask her. It'll be good for you. 116 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,705 Going out with a girl. 117 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:11,447 Maybe you won't spend so much time in the bathroom with those dirty magazines. 118 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,580 Ma! 119 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:14,232 What? You don't think I know what you do in there? 120 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:15,669 Ma! 121 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:19,281 It's normal, for a teenage boy. 122 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,892 Now, your father, what's his excuse? 123 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,590 I'm gonna be late for school. 124 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,940 Well, have a nice day, sweetheart. 125 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,513 Morning, dear. 126 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,534 So, Virge, 127 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,538 Mom tells me there's a senior prom coming up at your school soon. 128 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,323 Uh, yeah. 129 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:03,673 All right. 130 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,505 Well, do you have a date yet? 131 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,290 You know, Dwayne and I were just talking about that. 132 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:13,553 Really? 133 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,122 And what did you guys decide? 134 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,126 Dwayne's gonna ask Margaret Lapinski. 135 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:30,744 And who are you asking, dear? 136 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:33,660 I don't know. 137 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,493 I'm thinking about it. 138 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,236 Well, hang in there, Son. 139 00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,456 If Dwayne can get a date, anybody can. 140 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,635 Thanks. 141 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,685 MARGARET: Dwayne, wait up. 142 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:03,820 Hi, Margaret. 143 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:04,821 Hi. 144 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:06,606 You on your way to school? 145 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:11,785 Yeah, unfortunately. You, too? 146 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,308 Yeah. 147 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:16,877 What kind of sandwich is that? 148 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,662 Uh... 149 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,666 It's a salad. Egg. 150 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,407 Oh! It looks good. 151 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,062 Well, you want a bite? 152 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,064 Oh, thanks! 153 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:37,637 That was good. 154 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,467 You want the rest? 155 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,773 Oh, thanks. 156 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:58,962 Gee, it's hard to imagine that the senior prom is only a couple of weeks off. 157 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,226 Yeah. 158 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:04,838 I suppose you've already asked somebody. 159 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:05,795 No, not really. 160 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,320 I mean, there was this one time and I was... 161 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,148 And then another time when I was thinking... 162 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,628 But then the other day I was thinking about and... 163 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,935 Yes!Huh? 164 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,153 Yes, I'll go with you! 165 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,155 Really? 166 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,288 That's great. I mean, that's great! 167 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,898 We'll make such a cute couple! 168 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,334 Right. Fat and fatter! 169 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,121 What did you say? 170 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,428 Nothing.You called me fat! 171 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,909 No, just pleasantly plump. 172 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,824 Oh! You shitheel! 173 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,785 You think I'm fat? 174 00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,177 Try looking in the mirror, blubber butt! 175 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,137 Does that mean we're not gonna go to the prom together? 176 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,791 Of course I'm gonna go with you. 177 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,183 You can't get out of it that easy. 178 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,710 She is a rough girl. 179 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,581 I like it. 180 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,197 You know, Son, 181 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,288 when a boy gets to be your age, there's... 182 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,901 Well, there's, like, these urges, 183 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,120 I guess you'd call them. 184 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,949 Being a healthy young male, these... 185 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:16,866 Well, these urges, they need to be addressed. 186 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,435 Oh, God! Please don't go there. 187 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:24,308 I know, sometimes being a teenager... 188 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,094 Heck! I was a teenager myself once. 189 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,749 Sometimes the hormones get going so fast, 190 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,881 you don't know if it's a girl or a boy that you want. 191 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,840 I mean, it's normal. 192 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,626 It doesn't mean that you have to be gay or anything. 193 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,671 I mean, it doesn't mean that you're gay or anything like that. 194 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:40,934 You know what I mean? 195 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,675 No. 196 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,071 I mean, you should just go for the girls. 197 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,914 Yeah, girls are the way to go. 198 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,483 Dad, I don't want girls. 199 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,963 Yes, you do. Believe me, I know what's best for you. 200 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,660 No, I don't want any girl. 201 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,401 Try it first. I know what I'm talking about. 202 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,837 No, Dad, there's this one girl that I want. 203 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,186 Now, look, it's just... 204 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,972 What did you say? 205 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,322 There's just one girl that I wanna ask to the prom 206 00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,064 or anywhere else for that matter. 207 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,893 It's Kellie Guthrie 208 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:31,158 and she is the most beautiful, 209 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,813 most wonderful... 210 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,470 Well, yeah, that's great, Son. 211 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,038 Yeah, that's great. 212 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,955 Put on your seat belt. 213 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,141 Yo, Virge, check this out. 214 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,189 Hey, Amy, baby, how's it going? 215 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,582 So, when are we gonna hang? 216 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,369 Later, huh? Okay, you keep walking. 217 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,326 I'll meet you there. 218 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,114 Okay, Virge, tell me the truth. 219 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,986 Do I got a shot at getting lucky with Margaret? 220 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,122 I think that all depends on how you define lucky. 221 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,429 Well, shit, man, I just know it's gonna happen. 222 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,171 I mean, it's the law of averages. 223 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,609 How many times can I strike out? 224 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,438 You really want me to answer that? 225 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,444 Okay, you see this baby? 226 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:46,015 I've been saving it for two years and every day it says to me, 227 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,584 "Tonight, is it going to be tonight?" 228 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:54,371 Well, on prom night I get to say, "Yes!" 229 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,508 Your condom talks to you? 230 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,510 No, asshole, I mean it... Well... 231 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,687 Forget it. He no understand, Pierre. 232 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,299 How do you know it's still any good? 233 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:11,736 Why shouldn't it be? 234 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,263 Look, I know it's a couple years old and a little sticky, 235 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,395 but it's still good. Oh, yeah. 236 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,182 I swear, Dwayne, you have got to be 237 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,401 the biggest dumbshit I have ever known. 238 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,274 Oh, yeah? 239 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,713 Well, okay Mr. Big Shot, so who're you gonna ask to the prom, huh? 240 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,629 Kellie.Kellie Guthrie? 241 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,718 Yeah. Why not? 242 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,373 Well, one reason may be that Scott, 243 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:43,029 her boyfriend, will rip off your head and use it as a bowling ball. 244 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,770 Oh, no, no, no. See, you haven't heard. 245 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,772 They broke up, my friend. 246 00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,513 They broke up. 247 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,952 The field is wide open. 248 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,172 Yeah, well, still, how the hell are you gonna ask her, smartass? 249 00:15:57,043 --> 00:16:00,176 You can't even think about Kellie without getting a hard on. 250 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,657 I got that taken care of, too. 251 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,788 Come here. 252 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,057 Uh-huh. 253 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,798 Today is the day. 254 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,279 You could've washed it first. 255 00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,808 ♪ Another pain in the ass 256 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:26,289 ♪ Another pain in the ass 257 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,334 Hey, Kellie. 258 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,031 Hi, Herbert. 259 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,903 ♪ Another, another, another pain 260 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:32,948 Virgil. 261 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:39,172 ♪ Another pain It's all in my head 262 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:43,045 ♪ Another day in my head 263 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,064 ♪ Sitting in World History 264 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,805 ♪ The final in-class essay 265 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,763 ♪ You were sitting next to me 266 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,548 ♪ Your skirt all short and sassy 267 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:10,725 ♪ Hands start shaking 268 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,683 ♪ Turn my test into the teacher 269 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,903 ♪ Turned around and heard him say 270 00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,298 ♪ "Wait a minute 271 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:22,476 ♪ "You, there You got it all wrong 272 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,695 ♪ "Neatness counts 273 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:25,696 ♪ "Do it again" 274 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,278 ♪ Sitting in the parking lot 275 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,150 ♪ After a scary movie 276 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,065 ♪ You were looking wicked hot 277 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,936 ♪ The fire burns right through me ♪ 278 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,894 Well, well, well. 279 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,854 What have we here? 280 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,597 It's not possible one of our students is cheating. 281 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,295 Now, that's not possible, is it? 282 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,517 It appears to me, Miss Guthrie, 283 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,172 you've left me no choice but to give you an "F." 284 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,087 Of course, you know what that means. 285 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,392 You flunk US History. 286 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,136 So, class, 287 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,009 can you think of anything worse than cheating? 288 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,186 Your boyfriend farting on your first date? 289 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,970 Your girlfriend telling you she's pregnant? 290 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,537 Having your mom walk in on you while you're... 291 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,540 Enough. I get the point. 292 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,195 Now, as for you, young lady... 293 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,805 Excuse me, Mr. Klausman? 294 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:35,114 Virgil. Those are my notes. 295 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,246 What?What? 296 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,120 Those are my study notes. 297 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,992 I like to go over them before a test, you know. 298 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,560 But they must have fallen out of my pocket 299 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,301 when I went for my inhaler 'cause I have this asthma... 300 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,955 What are you babbling about, Mr. Heitmeyer? 301 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,524 Well, I'm sorry if I caused any trouble, sir, 302 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,657 but those are my notes. 303 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,528 You, sir, are a liar. 304 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,969 Mr. Klausman, I may just be a kid, you know. 305 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,146 Immature in many ways and, you know, not yet 306 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,887 sophisticated in the ways of the world per se... 307 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,020 Do you have a point, Mr. Heitmeyer? 308 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,197 Yes, sir. I do not lie. 309 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,679 My integrity's never been brought into question and frankly, 310 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:22,161 I kind of resent the accusation. Now, those are my notes. 311 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,339 Not that I needed them. I mean, this test is really easy. 312 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,255 You know, it's kind of a joke. I mean, number six, 313 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,822 "Who was the general in charge of the Confederate Army?" 314 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,608 What kind of idiot doesn't know that that was Robert E. Lee? 315 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:36,914 And number 10, 316 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,526 "Which Union general captured Atlanta?" 317 00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,136 Sherman. 318 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,270 Could it get any easier? Look at this. 319 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:48,012 "When did the Civil War end?" April, 1865. 320 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,233 "Where is Fort Sumter located?" 321 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,671 Charleston, South Carolina. Hello? 322 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,631 "What was the name of the North's ironclad warship?" 323 00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:58,849 The Monitor. And you know what, 324 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,591 if you don't know that Ulysses S. Grant 325 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,332 was the head of the Union Army, 326 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,204 you really shouldn't be in this class to begin with. 327 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,685 Have a nice day. 328 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,311 Oh, way to go, bro. 329 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,226 Old man Klausman didn't know whether to shit or go blind. 330 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,315 I don't know what came over me. 331 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,665 You know, I was just like, 332 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,884 I didn't like the way he was talking to Kellie and so I just, you know... 333 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,756 Ah, man, you saved my ass. 334 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:39,107 Look, I'll probably pass that test now. Mmm-hmm. 335 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,195 Virgil. 336 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,067 Hi.Hi. 337 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,461 I just wanted to thank you for what you did. 338 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:46,854 It was really brave of you. 339 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,595 It wasn't anything. 340 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,510 Oh, believe me, it was. 341 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,859 If I would've flunked that test, 342 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,730 I probably wouldn't have graduated. 343 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,777 I don't know what I can do to thank you. 344 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,996 Well, you could go to the prom with me 345 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,911 and after that we could have sex. 346 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,871 Kellie, Kellie, we have some fabulous news. 347 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,134 Fabulous. 348 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,527 Okay, give me a minute, Debbie, I'm talking to Virgil. 349 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:10,791 Just kind of don't announce it. 350 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,621 Thanks again, Virgil. We'll talk later. 351 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,366 You really saved my butt. 352 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,805 Jesus, Scott, you see that? 353 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,763 She just kissed the little jerk. 354 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:27,851 Of course, I saw it. I'm not blind, for Christ sake. 355 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,071 Oh! 356 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:32,682 Oh, man. 357 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:34,945 That was better than a wet dream. 358 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,385 You better watch out, stud. 359 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:40,516 She might be going for the brainy type. 360 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:41,474 Go fuck yourself. 361 00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,477 Hey, how's it going? 362 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,695 Good. How are you? 363 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:48,394 Hey! 364 00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,700 Oh, okay. 365 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,704 If you even look at Kellie again, 366 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,186 I'm gonna tear your arms off and shove them up your ass. 367 00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,057 Is there a problem here? 368 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,625 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Hooperman. 369 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,758 Virgil here just spilled his milk 370 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:06,760 and I was helping him dry off. 371 00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,851 That was real nice of you, Scott. 372 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,113 There you go, little buddy. 373 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:14,245 You gotta be more careful next time. 374 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,907 I don't understand you, Kellie. 375 00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:25,909 I thought you'd be thrilled to death that Scott wants you back. 376 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,433 Well, you thought wrong. 377 00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:28,912 But you guys make such a cute couple. 378 00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,611 You know, Kellie, there's not a girl in the school 379 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,047 that wouldn't die to trade places with you. 380 00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,051 Well, that works, because there isn't a girl in the school 381 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,139 that Scott wouldn't screw if he had the chance. 382 00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:40,881 Is that what happened at Gina's party? 383 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,926 Oh, hmm, you think? 384 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:43,623 You know, I think you're being really narrow-minded. 385 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,148 Hi, Kell. 386 00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,196 Can I talk to you a minute? 387 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:53,937 Yeah, we'll... We'll just wait in the car. 388 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:55,461 We will? 389 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,728 So, I've thought a lot about us in the past few days. 390 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:05,384 I was thinking, well, maybe I made a mistake. 391 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,125 Oh, really. About what? 392 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:09,866 You know, about breaking up with you. 393 00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:12,260 I mean, the prom's coming up 394 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,393 and well, we make such a great couple. 395 00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:15,742 Do we?Well, yeah. 396 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,918 I mean, everyone says so. 397 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:19,963 Hell, we'll probably get voted king and queen. 398 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,967 You know, Scott, you have a short goddamn memory. 399 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,535 What? 400 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,016 Gina's house last Saturday, you forget already? 401 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,671 You take me to a party and end up screwing Melanie in the back bedroom. 402 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,064 Is any of this sounding familiar to you? 403 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:38,417 Come on, Kell. 404 00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:40,157 I mean, you know she doesn't mean anything to me. 405 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:41,811 Obviously, neither do I. 406 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:43,247 That's not true. You're my girl. 407 00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:44,597 I'm nobody's girl. 408 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,122 And just to set the record straight, I broke up with you, asshole. 409 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:50,341 And the last thing I wanna do is get back together. 410 00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,606 Hey, what is it with you? 411 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,477 What do you... You want me to apologize or something? 412 00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:56,913 I don't want you to do a damn thing. 413 00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,263 Now get your hands off me. 414 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,746 I suppose you'd rather go to the prom with that geek Virgil. 415 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:05,966 Hey, that's not a bad idea. 416 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,796 At least he has his brains in his head and not in his dick. 417 00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:13,930 ♪ One day I'll get rid of all the assholes 418 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:18,282 ♪ Like you In my life 419 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:24,985 ♪ One day I'll get rid of all the assholes 420 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:28,902 ♪ Like you In my life 421 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,035 ♪ In my life 422 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,959 Oh, Virgil. Oh, Virgil, man. 423 00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,224 Virgil, check this out. 424 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:48,661 Have you ever seen such a beautiful snatch? 425 00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:50,750 Ain't it incredible? 426 00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:55,189 Maybe if you're a gynecologist. 427 00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:58,845 Oh, shit, man, I'm telling you, 428 00:24:58,975 --> 00:25:01,587 this is the best magazine ever to jerk off to. 429 00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:03,937 You wanna use my bathroom? 430 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,112 Hey, yeah. Can I? 431 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:08,681 No, I guess I'll wait till I get home. 432 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,683 Dwayne's a whack-off. 433 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,165 Oh, that's it. They say you're a parrot. 434 00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:18,473 A parrot's a bird. A bird's a chicken. 435 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,606 And fat people love to eat chicken, 436 00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:23,522 so leave me alone or I'm gonna eat you. 437 00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:27,961 Fat fuck. Fat fuck, fat fuck. 438 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,486 Oh, that's it! Virgil, get the frying pan. 439 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:34,184 Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne!What? What? What? What? 440 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:35,664 Oh, shit. 441 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:41,017 You're arguing with a parrot. 442 00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:44,717 Well, he started it. 443 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:51,854 Okay, let's just forget about the parrot for now. 444 00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:59,383 Do you realize how completely cool I became today? 445 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,168 How's that? 446 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,084 Dude, Kellie kissed me, 447 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,914 in public, right in front of everybody. 448 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:11,526 Well, yeah, and you almost had your head handed to you. 449 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,658 Remember that? 450 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:20,274 It was worth it. 451 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:27,237 Do you realize if I had moved my head just a little bit, 452 00:26:29,152 --> 00:26:31,241 she would've kissed me right on the lips. 453 00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:35,724 Maybe you're right. 454 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,903 Dude, if you're cool 455 00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,298 and I'm your best friend, 456 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,040 dude, that makes me cool, too. 457 00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:49,695 Yes! 458 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,139 Amy's such an airhead. 459 00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:00,444 We have high impact double step speed aerobics 460 00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:02,316 in an hour and she forgot her outfit. 461 00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:07,103 And, dork, why do you take a shower before you work out? 462 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,279 Josh is going to be there. 463 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,630 Geez, Deb, you want me to smell or something? 464 00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,113 Kell. 465 00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:23,206 Look, I... I know that you're pissed at Scott right now, 466 00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:24,991 but in a day or two, things will look different. 467 00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:26,557 Not a chance in hell. 468 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:29,473 I hate that egotistical son of a bitch. 469 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:35,958 You were kidding about going to prom with that geek, weren't you? 470 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,786 His name is Virgil 471 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:40,180 and I was only half kidding. 472 00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:43,400 Jesus, Kellie, do you wanna destroy your reputation totally? 473 00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:45,620 What's so bad about Virgil? 474 00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:48,014 Maybe he's a bit of a nerd, but... 475 00:27:48,144 --> 00:27:49,798 A bit? Get real. 476 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:54,150 He's not bad looking, and he's smart 477 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,545 and there's sort of an innocent charm about him. 478 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,983 Are we talking about the same guy? 479 00:28:03,507 --> 00:28:05,553 Maybe you don't see it, but he's more of a man than you think. 480 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,339 Mature, sophisticated, 481 00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:11,690 even worldly. 482 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,092 Top that, bro. 483 00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,100 Okay. 484 00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:52,208 Gas mask! Gas mask! Oh, my God. 485 00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:56,256 I gotta use your bathroom. 486 00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:57,561 I'm gonna get going. 487 00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,479 Okay, but you know, just think carefully before you do something you'll regret. 488 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:06,266 Look, Deb, Virgil really saved my butt. 489 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:08,964 If it wasn't for him, I probably wouldn't graduate. 490 00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:13,099 What he did for me was very gallant. 491 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,492 Gallant? 492 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:18,017 Yeah, like one of King Arthur's knights. 493 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,237 Oh, maybe you should buy him a suit of armor. 494 00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:24,414 You know, I really wanna do something nice for him. 495 00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:26,895 Well, he's probably still a virgin. 496 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:29,811 Why don't you just fuck him? 497 00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,603 Now, why didn't I think of that? 498 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,257 Oh, God, tell me you're joking. 499 00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:42,302 Relax. 500 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:47,089 Not me, but Amy did give me a great idea. 501 00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:56,838 I caught one. 502 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:12,419 Yeah? 503 00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,681 KELLIE: Virgil. 504 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,118 Hi, Kellie. 505 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,513 Um... 506 00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:23,169 I'm just over at Debbie's house 507 00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:24,692 and we're talking about what a cool guy you are. 508 00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:26,650 Really? 509 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:27,651 Yeah, really. 510 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:30,959 What you did for me was very gutsy. 511 00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:33,179 I just don't know what I can do to thank you. 512 00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:34,441 Oh, dude! Blow job! 513 00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:39,402 I'm glad that I was able to help. That's all. 514 00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:44,494 That's what I like about you, Virgil. You're so nice. 515 00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,717 Thanks. 516 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,632 I was thinking, if you're not doing anything tomorrow night, 517 00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:53,677 maybe you can come over to my house. 518 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:54,983 We could, you know, have dinner, just kind of hang out. 519 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:57,768 On a school night? 520 00:30:58,247 --> 00:31:00,597 Well, we could make it Friday if you want. 521 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:01,860 No, tomorrow night is great. 522 00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:02,861 It's better. It's perfect. 523 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,950 Okay. 524 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,343 Well, my address is 234 Ashbrook 525 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:10,129 and I guess I'll see you about 6:00? 526 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:11,782 Okay, 6:00. 527 00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:13,872 Okay.Bye. 528 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,267 Oh, man. Oh, man. 529 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,968 I don't believe this. You and Kellie Guthrie alone together. 530 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,796 Just the two of you. 531 00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:27,537 Oh, man, this is so great. 532 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:30,671 What's the matter? 533 00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:31,890 Holy shit, Dwayne. 534 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:35,719 I'm gonna spend a whole evening alone with Kellie Guthrie? 535 00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:39,332 I've never spent that much time alone with a girl before. 536 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,725 What if I can't think of anything to say, 537 00:31:41,856 --> 00:31:44,163 or what if I just ramble on or I can't... 538 00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:48,297 What if she finds out that I'm really just, you know, a dork? 539 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,126 Virge, 540 00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:54,564 you're not a dork, okay? 541 00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:55,652 So knock that shit off. 542 00:31:57,176 --> 00:32:00,570 Look, Kellie invited you, no one else. 543 00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:05,097 Out of all the guys in school, Kellie invited you. 544 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,840 You're so cool. You're the Ice King. 545 00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:12,191 Till I melt down. 546 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:16,630 No way, dude. 547 00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,024 I'm not gonna let that happen. 548 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:21,548 You just listen to your old buddy. 549 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:25,987 All you gotta do is think John Travolta. 550 00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:29,382 John Travolta? 551 00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:31,384 Yeah, as in Saturday Night Fever. 552 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,212 Oh, man, that was so cool. 553 00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:35,127 He was, like, the coolest dude that ever lived. 554 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:40,132 So that's all I gotta do, is just act like John Travolta. 555 00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,438 No, not act like. 556 00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:46,094 You gotta be John Travolta. 557 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:49,184 It's all a matter of attitude. 558 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,666 Well, attitude and a condom. 559 00:32:54,842 --> 00:32:56,800 Oh! Virge! 560 00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:01,196 We're talking hump city here, you know? 561 00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:07,463 Slipping her the sausage, stuffing the weenie, reeling out the old snake. 562 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,205 What are you talking about? 563 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,555 I'm talking about getting your V card punched. 564 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:16,559 Her parents are gonna be there, for Christ sake. 565 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,170 Oh, man, her parents are old. 566 00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:20,128 They're, like, 40. 567 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,000 They'll be asleep by 9:00. 568 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:26,134 Okay. 569 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:28,441 Okay. 570 00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:33,011 I was saving this for myself, but what the hell, 571 00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:35,013 what are friends for? 572 00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:43,238 That's okay. I'll just... 573 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:45,458 I'll pick one up myself. 574 00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:46,850 All right. 575 00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:48,156 Not that I'm gonna need it. 576 00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,203 Attitude, man. 577 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,208 Look, think John Travolta and you will prevail. 578 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,169 You are the Ice King. 579 00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:06,566 You know something, Dwayne, you're right. 580 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:07,610 I know. 581 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:12,659 Kellie invited me. Me, Virgil Heitmeyer.You. You. 582 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,008 The Heitmeister. 583 00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:17,098 I'm cool.You're hot. 584 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,059 I am the Ice King. 585 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:24,975 I am John Travolta! 586 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,544 Hey, hey, hey. Virge, Virge. 587 00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:30,677 Hey, hey, Virgil, Virgil, 588 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,897 you think Debbie would go out with me if I asked her? 589 00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:37,075 You never know till you try. 590 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:41,470 But I don't even have her phone number. 591 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:45,474 Dude, you don't need her phone number. 592 00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:50,218 Star 69. 593 00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:52,568 Mmm? 594 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:59,184 Remember. John Travolta, hmm? 595 00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:21,641 Hello? 596 00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,034 Hey, Debbie. Hey, it's me, Dwayne. 597 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:25,471 Yeah, Virgil's friend? 598 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:28,343 You sure you got the right number? 599 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:32,913 Well, I was sort of wondering 600 00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:35,655 if you weren't busy tomorrow evening, 601 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,485 maybe me and you could, well, you know, sort of 602 00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:43,402 hang out? 603 00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:45,882 With you? 604 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:47,536 Uh, yeah. 605 00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:59,548 I guess I'll take that as a no. 606 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:04,640 Big fat fuck. 607 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,121 Sure. 608 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:08,905 Go ahead and shit on me. 609 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:11,647 Everyone else does. 610 00:36:14,302 --> 00:36:16,609 ELECTRONIC VOICE: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. 611 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:47,030 What the hell are you doing? 612 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,210 Come on, hurry up and get dressed. 613 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,646 Look, we gotta get to school early today. 614 00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:55,387 The sun isn't even up yet. 615 00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:58,433 Yes, it is. Please, Virge, I need your help. 616 00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:00,348 Come on, I'll explain later. 617 00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,657 This has gotta be a nightmare. 618 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:08,748 Geez, Dwayne. 619 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,621 I could've slept for another hour, you know. 620 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:15,276 Oh, you could've slept for another hour. 621 00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:17,017 I haven't slept all night. 622 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,280 So what is this, misery loves company? 623 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,021 It's Debbie. 624 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:23,937 What about her? 625 00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:27,114 I've been turned down by girls before. Lots of times, actually. 626 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,377 So I'm pretty much used to it, 627 00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:32,337 but I have never, ever, ever have been shot down like that. 628 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,904 It was pretty brutal. 629 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,472 Well, she's not gonna get away with it. 630 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:43,391 You're not thinking of doing anything stupid, are you? 631 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:45,741 No. 632 00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:48,918 I'm thinking of doing something smart. 633 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,531 Okay, because I'm familiar with your past schemes, 634 00:37:52,661 --> 00:37:56,535 and the fact that you haven't been expelled or thrown into jail, for that matter, 635 00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,580 I just kind of chalk up to pure dumb luck. 636 00:37:58,711 --> 00:37:59,842 See, this is different. 637 00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:02,410 Remember my Uncle Carmine I was telling you about? 638 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,631 The one with the spy shop downtown? 639 00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:07,589 Right. 640 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,294 Okay. 641 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:25,781 Get off me. 642 00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,109 Okay. 643 00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:58,336 Stop. 644 00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:03,515 Okay. You're the lookout. 645 00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:05,386 You see anybody coming, you knock 646 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:09,042 three times. 647 00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:10,826 Okay. 648 00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,089 What's that gonna do? 649 00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:16,223 I don't know. It'll give me a chance to hide or something. 650 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,007 In the girls' room? 651 00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:21,750 Just do it, okay? We're running out of time. 652 00:39:21,881 --> 00:39:23,099 Okay, but you still haven't told me what we're doing yet. 653 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:24,840 Okay. 654 00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:31,847 Margaret Lapinski told me that every morning before first period, 655 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,850 Debbie goes into the last stall in the girls' bathroom. 656 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:37,592 She's pretending to take a leak, 657 00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:41,509 but what she's actually doing is grabbing a smoke. 658 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:49,212 What's that? 659 00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:50,866 A miniature TV camera. 660 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:52,694 Oh, no kidding. 661 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:55,654 Uncle Carmine's got all kind of shit like this. 662 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:01,224 Receiver, transmitter, 663 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:04,532 anything the miniature camera can see can be sent to any television I want. 664 00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:08,188 Oh, okay. 665 00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:10,712 No. Are... Are you sure about this? 666 00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:13,498 I mean, this could totally backfire on you. 667 00:40:15,282 --> 00:40:17,023 Oh, after what Debbie did to me, 668 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:20,592 I would say it's worth the risk. 669 00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:25,074 So, are you with me, bro? 670 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,165 Come on.To the bitter end. 671 00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:32,430 All right. Let's go get her. 672 00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:08,117 Showtime. 673 00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:25,483 Dude, here she comes. 674 00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:31,140 ♪ From our first little kiss 675 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,012 ♪ To our last goodbye 676 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,405 ♪ When I think of you 677 00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:37,669 ♪ I just wanna die 678 00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:40,280 ♪ There should be a law 679 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:42,848 ♪ Against the pain you caused 680 00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:44,502 ♪ Lookin' innocent 681 00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:47,113 ♪ Hope you're suffering 682 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:51,726 ♪ Oh, yeah You make it hard on me 683 00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:55,556 ♪ Oh, yeah You stole my heart from me ♪ 684 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,396 What do you people think you're doing? 685 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:32,854 You! 686 00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:35,291 To the principal's office. 687 00:42:36,292 --> 00:42:37,250 Now! 688 00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:47,782 And as for the rest of you, 689 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,307 when I find out who was responsible for this outrage, 690 00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:56,574 and I will find out, believe me. 691 00:42:58,314 --> 00:43:02,580 The culprit or culprits will wish they had never been born. 692 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:22,164 Yes!Yes! 693 00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:23,513 Oh, man, we did it. 694 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:25,690 Who said revenge isn't so sweet? 695 00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,866 It was awesome. It was fucking awesome. 696 00:43:27,996 --> 00:43:30,259 Dude, forget about all the detention she's gonna get. 697 00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:32,174 Wait till her parents get a hold of her. 698 00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:33,828 She's gonna be grounded for the rest of her life. 699 00:43:34,873 --> 00:43:36,091 And we need to go to the drugstore. 700 00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:38,224 What for? 701 00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,269 Duh, you and Kellie tonight. 702 00:43:41,183 --> 00:43:42,663 Bedroom Olympics. 703 00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,665 No, you see, I got that all covered. 704 00:43:45,405 --> 00:43:48,713 My dad, he keeps a secret stash by his bed. 705 00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:50,802 So, you know, it's not like he's gonna miss one. 706 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:52,630 You mean, your parents actually... 707 00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:55,371 Yeah, it's not a pretty picture, is it? 708 00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:56,416 No. 709 00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:00,855 So, do you know how to use a condom? 710 00:44:03,162 --> 00:44:04,032 What's to know? 711 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,645 Geez, man, there is a technique. 712 00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:10,778 I mean, you don't wanna be fumbling around 713 00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,520 while Kellie's lying there waiting for you. 714 00:44:14,347 --> 00:44:15,217 Hi, Kell. 715 00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:21,180 Besides, I mean, if you're taking too long fumbling and stumbling, 716 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,704 well, you know you could... Well... 717 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:29,797 Before you even get to Kellie. 718 00:44:33,105 --> 00:44:34,497 Trust me on this one. 719 00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:38,850 Okay, what's the technique? 720 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:41,679 Got any bananas at home? 721 00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:44,072 What, are you hungry? 722 00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:50,688 Okay, now hand me the raincoat. 723 00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:52,907 Hmm?The condom. 724 00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:54,300 Mmm, right, right, right. 725 00:44:56,868 --> 00:44:59,522 Okay. Now, the thing is, 726 00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:01,437 you need two hands to do this correctly. 727 00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:03,831 Technique.Right. 728 00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:06,791 Okay, so what we have to do now is... 729 00:45:08,618 --> 00:45:11,926 Okay, you hold the banana right there, while I put the rubber on. 730 00:45:14,146 --> 00:45:16,496 Wait a minute. Something's not right here. 731 00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,458 Ah! See, you don't put the condom on someone else, 732 00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:23,851 you put a condom on yourself. 733 00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:26,724 No shit. No shit. 734 00:45:26,854 --> 00:45:29,596 That's it. Shut up, you fleabag. I will feed you to the cat. 735 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,293 Wait, wait, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne. 736 00:45:31,424 --> 00:45:32,730 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.What? 737 00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:35,515 Could you forget about the parrot for a second, 738 00:45:35,645 --> 00:45:36,646 and, you know, focus? 739 00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:39,171 Okay, I'll deal with you later. 740 00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:40,738 Page me, sweetheart. 741 00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:43,697 Okay. Get behind me. 742 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:45,612 I'm sorry? 743 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,135 Just do what I said. Get behind me and reach around. 744 00:45:47,657 --> 00:45:48,702 Uh... 745 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,358 Okay, look at that. What's going on? 746 00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:53,751 Relax. 747 00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:56,275 Just hold the banana out in front of me. 748 00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:57,537 All right.Okay? 749 00:45:57,667 --> 00:45:59,321 So, what you do now is, 750 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,108 you take the condom from its wrapping, okay? 751 00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:04,544 Uh-huh.There you go. 752 00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:06,241 Place it on the tip of your dick. 753 00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:08,113 Gently, gently.Okay. Okay. Okay, yeah. 754 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:10,332 And you just start unrolling it. 755 00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:12,030 Oh, yeah. 756 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,292 Just like that. You see? You see how that works? 757 00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:14,684 Yes.Technique. 758 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:15,773 Yeah, I like that.You like that? 759 00:46:15,903 --> 00:46:16,556 Yeah.I like it, too. 760 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,910 Stanley! 761 00:46:32,441 --> 00:46:34,879 I can't let you do this, Kellie. 762 00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:36,881 I'm your best friend and I cannot stand by and watch you ruin your life. 763 00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:38,708 Are you okay?No! 764 00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:40,449 What are you talking about? 765 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:42,234 I'm talking about you and the geek. 766 00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:44,323 You and Virgil spending the evening together. 767 00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:47,021 That's what I'm talking about. 768 00:46:47,152 --> 00:46:51,199 Debbie, you and I have been good friends for a long time, so I appreciate your concern. 769 00:46:51,330 --> 00:46:53,723 But this is really none of your business. 770 00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:56,988 But it is. Can't you see? 771 00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,599 As my friend, everything you do reflects on me. 772 00:46:59,729 --> 00:47:02,471 I spend an entire lifetime building this incredibly cool reputation 773 00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:04,604 and you're gonna tear it apart in five minutes? 774 00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:09,000 So, let me get this straight. This really isn't about me, it's about you. 775 00:47:09,652 --> 00:47:12,481 Well, yes, but Kellie... 776 00:47:14,005 --> 00:47:15,136 It's about you, too. 777 00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:18,574 I mean, this is what life is all about. 778 00:47:18,705 --> 00:47:20,228 If you can't be cool if you can't be popular, 779 00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:22,361 if you're not seen with the right people, 780 00:47:22,491 --> 00:47:26,191 then, well, what's the point of going to school at all? 781 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:33,589 Oh, okay. Just go home, Deb. 782 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,156 I can't deal with this right now. 783 00:47:35,287 --> 00:47:36,984 I need to get to the kitchen.Listen, Kell... 784 00:47:39,204 --> 00:47:42,033 I was just wondering... 785 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,774 I mean, I'm probably gonna be grounded for a really long time, 786 00:47:45,514 --> 00:47:47,690 but I was just thinking that maybe after that, if you didn't mind, 787 00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:50,868 if it'll be okay with you if I... If I go after Scott. 788 00:47:56,438 --> 00:47:59,311 You know, sure, that will be great. 789 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:02,967 I actually think you two would make a really great couple. 790 00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:05,404 Really?Oh, really. 791 00:48:06,535 --> 00:48:08,146 Gee, thanks, Kell.Oh, sure. 792 00:48:09,147 --> 00:48:10,191 Bye. 793 00:48:50,884 --> 00:48:52,407 Hi. 794 00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:53,756 You're late. 795 00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,367 I know, I'm sorry. 796 00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:59,066 It's kind of a long story, but me and Virge, well, 797 00:48:59,197 --> 00:48:59,545 we sort of had a problem with a banana. 798 00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:03,853 Bananas are not on your diet. Way too many carbs. 799 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:05,333 The problem was not eating the banana, it was putting the con... 800 00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:06,378 Forget it. 801 00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:10,164 What are you wearing? I thought you'd never been jogging before. 802 00:49:10,512 --> 00:49:12,253 My mom forced me to fat camp. 803 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,953 Okay. Two miles today, then tomorrow we up it to three miles. 804 00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:19,565 Two miles? Like in miles? 805 00:49:19,695 --> 00:49:21,610 Mmm-hmm. And if we keep up a good pace, 806 00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,438 we can burn up to 1,000 calories per mile. 807 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:26,006 But two miles? 808 00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:30,010 We made a pact in school this morning, Dwayne. 809 00:49:30,141 --> 00:49:31,316 Or have you forgotten? 810 00:49:31,446 --> 00:49:33,361 No, I know we made a pact, 811 00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:35,102 both to lose 20 pounds before the senior prom, but... 812 00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:38,714 Right. And this is the only way we can do it. 813 00:49:39,237 --> 00:49:41,065 But two miles?Dwayne! 814 00:50:36,772 --> 00:50:38,383 Am I glad that's over. 815 00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:40,037 I couldn't have gone another foot. 816 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,734 Dwayne, we've only gone a quarter of a mile. 817 00:50:42,126 --> 00:50:44,432 What? Come on, Margaret. 818 00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:46,608 You don't want me to have a heart attack, do you? 819 00:50:48,393 --> 00:50:50,917 I mean, if I had a heart attack, who would take you to prom? 820 00:50:51,396 --> 00:50:53,615 Okay. Maybe we're pushing it for today. 821 00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:55,052 But tomorrow we go again, right? 822 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:57,837 You got it. 823 00:51:00,535 --> 00:51:02,537 You'll see, Dwayne, all the good things that can come from exercise! 824 00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:28,563 It's like working up a healthy appetite. 825 00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:30,870 Bring on the dogs. 826 00:51:36,658 --> 00:51:38,486 Aw, come on. 827 00:51:38,617 --> 00:51:41,359 I know times are tough, but I like a lot of sauerkraut. 828 00:51:42,011 --> 00:51:43,317 Kid, it's none of my business, 829 00:51:43,448 --> 00:51:45,406 but you gotta go easy on this sauerkraut. 830 00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:47,756 Are you kidding? This is the healthiest thing I've eaten all day. 831 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:52,109 All year. 832 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,897 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Pull over, pull over. 833 00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:00,726 I'm gonna have some fun with that fat fuck. 834 00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:12,259 DWAYNE: So how many now was that? Four? 835 00:52:12,390 --> 00:52:13,695 Six.Six? 836 00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:15,871 Hey, dickhead. How's it going? 837 00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:18,700 Where's that little geek pal of yours? 838 00:52:24,576 --> 00:52:26,404 Come on, get over here. 839 00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:28,797 Well, I got a message for him and you're gonna deliver it. 840 00:52:29,798 --> 00:52:31,017 You got that, tubby? 841 00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,281 Just back off, Scott. I'm starting to feel ill. 842 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,982 You hear that, guys? Poor baby's starting to feel ill. 843 00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:41,593 ALL: Aw. 844 00:52:44,378 --> 00:52:45,727 Listen to me, you little shit. 845 00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:48,556 If I catch Virgil anywhere near Kellie, 846 00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:49,949 I'm gonna pound him into the ground. 847 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,561 And then, I'm coming after you. 848 00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:58,610 Just for the fun of it. 849 00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:02,309 Okay, just don't push me again, Scott. 850 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,658 I'm warning you. 851 00:53:04,790 --> 00:53:05,965 You're warning me? 852 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:23,852 Oh, hell, no. Not my car, we ain't. 853 00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:42,044 You know, I'm hungry again. 854 00:53:43,045 --> 00:53:44,090 Let's go for number seven. 855 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:08,245 ♪ Oh, can't you see I'm your imaginary lover? 856 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,943 ♪ Your body's moving 'cause I'm making it 857 00:54:11,726 --> 00:54:13,685 ♪ I am, I am, I am Your unreal lover 858 00:54:14,729 --> 00:54:16,775 ♪ And I could feel when you're faking it 859 00:54:17,689 --> 00:54:20,387 ♪ Come on, be my imaginary lover 860 00:54:20,735 --> 00:54:23,129 ♪ Come on, let's get intertwined 861 00:54:23,782 --> 00:54:26,045 ♪ Make believe and you will see 862 00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:27,481 ♪ There's more than meets the eye 863 00:54:27,612 --> 00:54:29,483 ♪ When your eyes meet mine 864 00:54:30,702 --> 00:54:32,660 ♪ Yeah, when your eyes meet mine 865 00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:37,186 ♪ Imaginary lover 866 00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:44,933 ♪ And when you imagine a life, put on ♪ 867 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,458 Not bad. 868 00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:52,637 Not bad at all. 869 00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:03,169 Oh, yeah, right there, baby. 870 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:11,917 Hello. 871 00:55:13,745 --> 00:55:15,616 Yeah, hi, it's me. I'm getting ready to leave. 872 00:55:16,182 --> 00:55:18,358 Okay, hey, remember what I told you. 873 00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:20,012 John Travolta. 874 00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:22,406 Right. Got it. 875 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:26,105 Hey, what are you doing tonight? 876 00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:28,412 Actually, I'm kind of busy right now. 877 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,631 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 878 00:55:30,762 --> 00:55:32,285 Doing what? 879 00:55:32,590 --> 00:55:35,636 Look, can I call you tomorrow? Oh! 880 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:40,337 Oh, baby! Yeah. Oh! 881 00:55:51,565 --> 00:55:53,306 Think Travolta. 882 00:55:53,872 --> 00:55:55,003 Ah, yeah. 883 00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:21,421 Oh, Virgil! 884 00:56:22,030 --> 00:56:24,946 Oh, my gosh, my baby. Virgil, are you okay? 885 00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:27,427 Let me look at your head. 886 00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:29,690 Oh, it's just a little bump. It's just a little bump. It's okay. 887 00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:32,693 There you go. 888 00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:34,913 Oh, okay. 889 00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,915 Well, you look pretty spiffy. 890 00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:39,134 And you got some roses. What are you, going on a date? 891 00:56:40,135 --> 00:56:41,789 As a matter of fact... 892 00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:43,530 Oh! 893 00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,140 Kellie Guthrie. 894 00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:47,969 Is that the Kellie you were drooling over? 895 00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,318 Mmm, yeah. That's the one. 896 00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:50,885 Okay. That's my boy. 897 00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:56,238 Oh. Oh, are you sure you should go, though? 898 00:56:56,369 --> 00:56:58,153 You might have a concussion and... 899 00:56:58,284 --> 00:57:00,678 Oh, he's okay. A little bump on the head's not gonna hurt him. 900 00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:01,679 Uh-huh. 901 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:04,246 Oh, you know what, I'm kind of running late. 902 00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:05,944 Can I borrow the car? 903 00:57:06,074 --> 00:57:08,033 Absolutely. I got it all gassed up, ready to go. 904 00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:09,382 Ow! 905 00:57:13,386 --> 00:57:15,083 Thanks. Bye.Okay. 906 00:57:15,214 --> 00:57:17,477 Hey, Virge, get lucky. 907 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:29,402 You know, speaking of getting lucky... 908 00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:32,579 You devil. 909 00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:34,494 Race you to the bedroom. 910 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:35,495 I'll beat you.Oh! 911 00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:49,291 Shit! 912 00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,525 FRANCINE: Monkey. Swing me, baby. 913 00:58:05,656 --> 00:58:06,787 STANLEY: Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah. 914 00:58:16,275 --> 00:58:19,757 John Travolta. John Travolta. John Travolta. 915 00:58:20,932 --> 00:58:22,324 Okay. Okay. 916 00:58:28,461 --> 00:58:31,508 ♪ Been walkin' all over Kentish Town 917 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,427 ♪ Trying my best to track you down 918 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,347 ♪ One, nine, two and four, one, one 919 00:58:45,478 --> 00:58:48,612 ♪ Eight, six, seven, five, three-oh-nine 920 00:58:48,742 --> 00:58:51,528 ♪ Walkin' all over Camden Town 921 00:58:55,619 --> 00:59:00,624 ♪ Doctor, Doctor Give me the news 922 00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:05,280 ♪ Got a bad case of lovin' you 923 00:59:08,414 --> 00:59:11,722 ♪ Every song on the radio 924 00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:14,986 ♪ Is about you and me 925 00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:17,945 ♪ How I love my radio 926 00:59:43,884 --> 00:59:47,888 ♪ I saw this woman She had it going on 927 00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:51,718 ♪ I saw this moron His head would seem gone 928 00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:56,593 ♪ If I play my cards right, there's going to be no joker 929 00:59:56,723 --> 01:00:00,727 ♪ I'd give my side 930 01:00:00,858 --> 01:00:04,688 ♪ You've heard the story 931 01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:07,908 ♪ Don't you know that unique got so bleak 932 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:11,216 ♪ Is what I witnessed He treating her bad 933 01:00:11,346 --> 01:00:14,219 ♪ And I don't want her to be sad 934 01:00:14,349 --> 01:00:17,091 ♪ I'm here to protect and serve 935 01:00:18,571 --> 01:00:22,357 ♪ The world is going down There's a new sheriff in town 936 01:00:22,488 --> 01:00:24,098 ♪ The world is going down 937 01:00:24,229 --> 01:00:27,058 ♪ There's a new sheriff in town 938 01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:31,149 ♪ The world is going down There's a new sheriff in town ♪ 939 01:00:41,986 --> 01:00:42,900 Ah! 940 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:52,213 I stuck... 941 01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:55,347 Oh, well, these are for you. 942 01:00:57,958 --> 01:00:59,873 They're lovely. 943 01:01:00,004 --> 01:01:01,788 Virgil, thank you. That's very thoughtful of you. 944 01:01:04,530 --> 01:01:05,662 Come on in. 945 01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,582 Make yourself at home. 946 01:01:14,627 --> 01:01:16,150 I will find something to put these in. 947 01:01:17,804 --> 01:01:20,111 How did you know that I like roses? 948 01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:24,332 Oh, I don't know. You just seem like a roses kind of person to me. 949 01:01:27,161 --> 01:01:30,599 You're late. I was beginning to worry about you. 950 01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:33,515 You were? 951 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:37,519 Yeah. I mean, you're the kind of person who's always on time. 952 01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:40,000 You're very responsible. 953 01:01:43,395 --> 01:01:44,483 Thanks. 954 01:01:46,877 --> 01:01:47,791 So, what happened? 955 01:01:48,269 --> 01:01:49,183 Huh? 956 01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:52,796 Oh, it was a long story. 957 01:01:52,926 --> 01:01:54,667 There were sprinklers and they were like, and stuff. 958 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:58,889 But it's okay. Now it's all good. 959 01:01:59,890 --> 01:02:01,021 Good. 960 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,850 Unfortunately, I have some bad news. 961 01:02:05,983 --> 01:02:07,593 What? 962 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,726 My grandmother's ill. She lives in Santa Barbara, 963 01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:11,379 so my folks drove up to be with her. 964 01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:13,251 They're not gonna be back till tomorrow. 965 01:02:14,078 --> 01:02:15,688 So it's just you and me. 966 01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:17,995 You're gonna have to put up with my cooking. 967 01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:20,998 Oh! Well, that's... That's great. 968 01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:23,914 I mean, not about your grandmother 'cause that's not... 969 01:02:24,479 --> 01:02:27,961 That's not great at all. That's bad, but your cooking. 970 01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:32,183 So that's great. I look forward to eating you. 971 01:02:33,401 --> 01:02:35,273 To your cooking. To eating your cooking, not your... 972 01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:37,579 Well, you know.Yeah. 973 01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:43,411 Oh, God. Here. Are you okay? 974 01:02:43,542 --> 01:02:45,152 Yeah. 975 01:02:46,414 --> 01:02:48,677 Okay. Okay. Do you wanna try to get up? 976 01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:51,898 Okay.Okay. 977 01:02:52,551 --> 01:02:55,423 Here, okay. Under your arms. Ready? 978 01:02:55,815 --> 01:02:56,773 Slow. 979 01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:02,213 Where does it hurt?Um... 980 01:03:03,736 --> 01:03:05,390 Well...Over here? 981 01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:11,570 Little lower, actually. 982 01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:13,267 Over here? 983 01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:15,792 Yes. 984 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,448 I think we better have dinner. 985 01:03:21,188 --> 01:03:22,276 Okay. 986 01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:25,802 Smells good. 987 01:03:27,629 --> 01:03:28,674 Mmm. 988 01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:32,721 Was everything okay? 989 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:36,508 Oh, it was great. It was incredible. You are one good cook. Yeah. 990 01:03:36,638 --> 01:03:38,945 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed everything. 991 01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:40,947 Really good. 992 01:03:41,078 --> 01:03:42,514 And so how's your back doing? 993 01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:45,299 Hmm? Oh, it's... It's fine. 994 01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:49,173 It's fine. It's great. The pain is very mild. 995 01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:51,828 That's good. My dad has back problems, 996 01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,351 so I know how painful they can be. 997 01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:56,745 Well, it's much better, really. 998 01:03:57,790 --> 01:03:59,313 So, can I help you clean up? 999 01:04:00,097 --> 01:04:02,403 Oh, no. Clarietta, will get them in the morning. 1000 01:04:02,969 --> 01:04:05,842 So what do you wanna do now? 1001 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:08,366 Well, what I'd like to do is tear your clothes off and fuck your brains out. 1002 01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:10,150 What would you like to do? 1003 01:04:13,197 --> 01:04:14,676 Wanna shoot some baskets? 1004 01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:17,288 Baskets? Um... 1005 01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:20,639 Like basketball. You do play, don't you? 1006 01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:24,382 Yes. Yes, I do. Yes. 1007 01:04:25,078 --> 01:04:26,993 Yes, I'm a regular Toby Ryan. 1008 01:04:27,385 --> 01:04:30,475 Great. Come on. 1009 01:04:59,112 --> 01:04:59,983 Virge, your turn. 1010 01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:04,988 Balls. 1011 01:05:05,118 --> 01:05:05,989 Oh, no. 1012 01:05:07,512 --> 01:05:08,774 Are you okay? 1013 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,210 Mmm-hmm. 1014 01:05:10,645 --> 01:05:13,997 Well, is there anything I can do? 1015 01:05:15,302 --> 01:05:17,217 Well, you could put it in your mouth and keep it there 1016 01:05:17,348 --> 01:05:19,959 for two hours or so until it stops hurting, 1017 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,353 whichever takes longer. 1018 01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:24,485 I'll be fine. I'll be fine. 1019 01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:28,402 Oh. Oh, you poor baby. 1020 01:05:30,056 --> 01:05:32,929 Oh, I know just what'll make you feel better. 1021 01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:36,149 A hot Jacuzzi. 1022 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:37,934 Well, it'll help your back and your... 1023 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:39,936 Well, everything. 1024 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:43,330 Okay?Mmm. 1025 01:05:44,375 --> 01:05:46,855 You wanna get up? Okay.Yeah. 1026 01:05:49,119 --> 01:05:51,164 Okay. 1027 01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:52,252 Okay?Okay. 1028 01:05:54,733 --> 01:05:55,908 I'm good. Come on. 1029 01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,129 I'll get the door for you. 1030 01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:12,142 Here's one of my dad's bathing suits. 1031 01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:14,448 You can just put it on in there.Thanks. 1032 01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:16,276 And, Virge, I want you feeling better. 1033 01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:18,757 I have a little surprise for you later, okay? 1034 01:06:40,213 --> 01:06:41,127 Hi, Kell. 1035 01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:43,651 What are you doing here? 1036 01:06:44,304 --> 01:06:47,307 Whoa. Whoa, what happened to, "Hi, Scott?" 1037 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,049 I'm really busy right now. 1038 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,485 Oh, come on, Kell, I just wanna talk to you for a minute. 1039 01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:54,097 Hey, whose car is out front? 1040 01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:57,317 Somebody over here? 1041 01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:00,146 Oh, that would be none of your business. 1042 01:07:00,277 --> 01:07:02,061 Now you and your boys need to go. 1043 01:07:03,193 --> 01:07:05,195 Christ. I turn my back for five minutes, 1044 01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:06,848 you're already screwing around with somebody else? 1045 01:07:09,329 --> 01:07:11,114 What does it take to get through that thick skull of yours? 1046 01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:13,551 You and I, if there ever was a you and I, are through. 1047 01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:18,251 Finished. Kaput. Now, like I said befre, I'm really busy. 1048 01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:21,341 Yeah?Yeah. 1049 01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:23,952 Doing what? 1050 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,955 Entertaining a guest. 1051 01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,527 SCOTT: Why do you always think I'm trying to start a fight? 1052 01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:34,963 KELLIE: 'Cause that's what you do, Scott. 1053 01:07:35,094 --> 01:07:36,661 You've got a typical jock mentality. 1054 01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:38,141 Just because I happen to be a great athlete 1055 01:07:38,271 --> 01:07:40,621 doesn't mean I don't care about people. 1056 01:07:40,752 --> 01:07:43,015 Jesus, Scott, the only person you've ever cared about was yourself. 1057 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,408 You're jealous, aren't you? 1058 01:07:44,538 --> 01:07:46,323 That's what this is all about. 1059 01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:48,499 Well, it's not my fault that girls find me irresistible. 1060 01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:50,936 You don't have a clue, do you?What? 1061 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,156 You are the shallowest, most narcissistic human being I've ever known. 1062 01:07:53,286 --> 01:07:54,722 You've got some guy over here, don't you? 1063 01:07:54,853 --> 01:07:56,028 Scott, give it a rest. 1064 01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,725 Who is it? 1065 01:07:57,856 --> 01:07:58,944 Just get out of here, Scott. I mean it. 1066 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,120 No, not until you tell me who it is. 1067 01:08:01,251 --> 01:08:02,469 What, so you can get into a fight, 1068 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,471 show me what a macho jerk you are? 1069 01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:05,690 DWAYNE: 1070 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:07,257 I'm busy cooking dinner for my donkey. 1071 01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,302 Shit! 1072 01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:10,999 Would you just get out of here, Scott? Now! I mean it. 1073 01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:13,393 No. It's not my fault that girls find me irresistible. 1074 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:26,102 Damn it, Kellie, stop playing head games with me. 1075 01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:28,930 I don't give a damn what you say. 1076 01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:31,194 You and I belong together and that's the way it's gonna be. 1077 01:08:31,324 --> 01:08:33,021 Stop it, Scott. 1078 01:08:33,848 --> 01:08:35,241 Hey, you... 1079 01:08:36,242 --> 01:08:38,114 You just let her go. 1080 01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:42,118 No, it's okay, Virgil. Scott was just leaving. 1081 01:08:45,251 --> 01:08:46,209 Like hell I am. 1082 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:50,517 This is the little shithead you've been fucking around with? 1083 01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:53,129 You get out of here, Scott, right now. 1084 01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:55,435 I mean it. 1085 01:08:55,957 --> 01:08:57,002 What? 1086 01:09:00,701 --> 01:09:03,965 And who's gonna make me? You skinny little dork. 1087 01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:21,853 My arm's broken. 1088 01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:25,161 It's my throwing arm. 1089 01:09:26,379 --> 01:09:28,164 You son of a bitch, you broke my arm. 1090 01:09:30,644 --> 01:09:33,473 I'm gonna sue the shit out of you. My dad's a lawyer. 1091 01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:37,042 Yeah, you do that, Scott. 1092 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:39,479 I'm sure everyone in school will love to hear how Virgil broke your arm. 1093 01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:41,916 Come on, Scott, let's go. 1094 01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:44,702 Careful! God! Get me to an emergency room. 1095 01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:48,271 Hurry up. Oh, shit. Coach is gonna kill me. 1096 01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:56,627 Well, what do you think, Sir Galahad? 1097 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,716 Shall we try the Jacuzzi now? 1098 01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:00,021 Huh. 1099 01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:11,381 All ready? 1100 01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:15,211 Well, that's a bathtub. 1101 01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:17,909 It's a Jacuzzi. 1102 01:10:19,998 --> 01:10:22,087 Oh, come on, we're in our bathing suits. 1103 01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:25,960 Virgil, this will be good for you. 1104 01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:35,883 Come on. 1105 01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,237 Oh! Oh, oh, sorry. 1106 01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:46,677 It's hot. 1107 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,374 Is the bathing suit okay? 1108 01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:52,683 Yes, it's great. It's, you know, roomy. 1109 01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:55,468 And how are you feeling now? 1110 01:10:57,035 --> 01:10:58,254 Oh, my back is fine. 1111 01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:01,126 I meant the other. 1112 01:11:02,475 --> 01:11:05,130 That's fine. That's great. 1113 01:11:05,826 --> 01:11:07,567 Not that it's, you know, great. 1114 01:11:07,698 --> 01:11:09,874 It's just, it doesn't... Doesn't hurt anymore. 1115 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,926 So, I wanted to thank you 1116 01:11:20,145 --> 01:11:22,234 for having me over tonight. 1117 01:11:22,713 --> 01:11:24,410 Oh, it was the least I could do. 1118 01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:26,630 I mean, after what you did for me. 1119 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,240 You were so brave 1120 01:11:30,677 --> 01:11:32,723 and I'm not talking about what you did with Scott just then. 1121 01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:34,899 I mean the way you stood up to Klausman. 1122 01:11:35,029 --> 01:11:37,467 He didn't have a clue as to what was going on. 1123 01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:41,427 Guess it was kind of funny. 1124 01:11:45,605 --> 01:11:47,085 Why did you do it? 1125 01:11:49,783 --> 01:11:51,307 Well, I guess I just 1126 01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:55,789 didn't like the way that Klausman was talking to you, that's all. 1127 01:11:57,791 --> 01:12:00,925 Yeah, but you could've gotten in a lot of trouble, 1128 01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:02,927 and for someone you hardly knew. 1129 01:12:04,798 --> 01:12:07,584 I mean, I've never even really been friendly towards you. 1130 01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:12,850 And to tell you the truth, Virgil, I hardly knew you existed. 1131 01:12:16,114 --> 01:12:17,420 I know that. 1132 01:12:20,814 --> 01:12:21,902 Then why? 1133 01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:27,343 Because I thought you were 1134 01:12:28,953 --> 01:12:33,000 the most beautiful, most wonderful girl. 1135 01:12:34,785 --> 01:12:38,266 And I knew that... I don't know. I... 1136 01:12:38,397 --> 01:12:41,748 I knew a guy like me could never be with a girl like you, but... 1137 01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:45,186 I mean, 'cause you could have anybody that you wanted, you know? 1138 01:12:45,317 --> 01:12:46,797 You could... Like Scott, 1139 01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:50,496 someone who's handsome and athletic and all that stuff. 1140 01:12:52,803 --> 01:12:54,805 I mean, I can't... I can't compete with that. 1141 01:12:57,503 --> 01:13:01,072 But still, I dreamed. 1142 01:13:02,987 --> 01:13:04,380 And when Klausman started in on you, I just... 1143 01:13:06,512 --> 01:13:08,079 I just felt I had to do something. 1144 01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,300 Don't put yourself down like that, Virgil. 1145 01:13:13,824 --> 01:13:16,217 You have so much more going for you than that jerk Scott. 1146 01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:20,657 And I'm glad you did what you did. 1147 01:13:22,746 --> 01:13:25,488 Otherwise we wouldn't have a chance together like this. 1148 01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:30,406 Me, too. 1149 01:13:32,190 --> 01:13:34,540 You are nothing like I thought you'd be. 1150 01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:36,673 How's that? 1151 01:13:36,803 --> 01:13:37,848 Well... 1152 01:13:40,067 --> 01:13:44,420 I don't know, a girl like you, you know, I mean, beautiful... 1153 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:48,728 Sometimes they can be really shallow. 1154 01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:53,559 And they just don't care about anybody else, but you're different. 1155 01:13:56,562 --> 01:13:57,911 You care about other people. 1156 01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:03,569 I care about you, Virge. 1157 01:14:08,269 --> 01:14:09,445 I care about you, too, Kellie. 1158 01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:20,151 Uh... 1159 01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:21,848 Oh, um... 1160 01:14:22,936 --> 01:14:24,111 That, uh, 1161 01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:27,288 surprise I was telling you about. 1162 01:14:28,246 --> 01:14:29,769 I guess it's here. 1163 01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:32,293 Oh, uh... 1164 01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:35,340 Uh... Uh... 1165 01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:41,477 Well, come on, Virge, this is for you. 1166 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,399 Um, just... 1167 01:14:52,052 --> 01:14:54,315 Just wrap the towel around you and follow me. 1168 01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:57,884 Great. 1169 01:15:04,761 --> 01:15:06,153 Just go in there. 1170 01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:22,387 Am I on time? 1171 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:25,085 Yeah, just on time. 1172 01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:35,835 Are you Virgil Heitmeyer? 1173 01:15:39,012 --> 01:15:40,187 Yes. 1174 01:15:41,362 --> 01:15:42,799 I'll be in the other room. 1175 01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:48,195 Well, then you are under arrest. 1176 01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:52,243 What did I do? 1177 01:15:52,373 --> 01:15:55,942 Oh, it's not what you did, Virgie. It's what I'm gonna do to you. 1178 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,253 Usually I just dance. 1179 01:16:49,909 --> 01:16:50,997 But tonight, Virgie, tonight you're gonna get it all. 1180 01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:04,184 That was quick. 1181 01:17:04,315 --> 01:17:05,229 You can say that again. 1182 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:07,797 Why? What happened? 1183 01:17:07,927 --> 01:17:09,581 That's the point, nothing happened. 1184 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,149 You don't think he's, like, gay, do you? 1185 01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:15,195 No. 1186 01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:17,415 Not a chance. 1187 01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:45,748 ♪ There is a place 1188 01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:59,675 ♪ There is a time to love you 1189 01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:06,594 I guess my idea of a surprise wasn't so great. 1190 01:18:07,987 --> 01:18:10,511 ♪ You like to move 1191 01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:19,259 ♪ Nobody's wrong 1192 01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:24,090 ♪ But it's time to move on 1193 01:18:26,353 --> 01:18:30,444 ♪ We're no less than angels 1194 01:18:33,796 --> 01:18:36,755 ♪ I'm only guessing 1195 01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:38,148 Oh. 1196 01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:46,373 You know, you're an unusual boy, Virgil. 1197 01:18:48,245 --> 01:18:50,943 I don't know too many guys who would've passed up an opportunity like that. 1198 01:18:51,857 --> 01:18:53,772 Yeah? Neither do I. 1199 01:18:55,948 --> 01:18:56,993 Then why did you? 1200 01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:06,350 Because this has been the most wonderful night of my life, 1201 01:19:08,613 --> 01:19:11,747 and the reason is because I was with you. 1202 01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:15,751 I mean, 1203 01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:20,364 If I had, you know, with her, 1204 01:19:21,669 --> 01:19:22,932 it would've spoiled everything. 1205 01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:27,719 And I just didn't want that to happen. 1206 01:19:28,807 --> 01:19:32,158 So you mean being with me would've been okay? 1207 01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,903 No, it would've been perfect. 1208 01:19:40,863 --> 01:19:43,779 ♪ Rock me gently 1209 01:19:48,131 --> 01:19:52,222 ♪ No less than angels 1210 01:19:54,964 --> 01:19:56,400 Let's go for perfect. 1211 01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:58,445 ♪ I'm only guessing 1212 01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:01,448 ♪ I believe it 1213 01:20:02,972 --> 01:20:05,670 ♪ In this heart of mine 1214 01:20:38,007 --> 01:20:39,922 So, do you know how to use a condom? 1215 01:20:42,098 --> 01:20:43,012 What's to know? 1216 01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:46,842 Geez, man, there is a technique. 1217 01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:49,192 What you do now is, you take the condom 1218 01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:51,672 from it's wrapping, okay? 1219 01:20:51,803 --> 01:20:53,065 Uh-huh.There you go. 1220 01:20:53,196 --> 01:20:54,762 Place it on the tip of your dick. 1221 01:20:54,893 --> 01:20:56,416 Gently, gently.Okay, okay. 1222 01:20:56,547 --> 01:20:59,028 Okay. And then you just start unrolling. 1223 01:20:59,158 --> 01:21:00,159 Look at that. 1224 01:21:00,986 --> 01:21:03,771 DWAYNE: Technique. 1225 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,876 Can I help you with that? 1226 01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:28,231 No, I'm fine. 1227 01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:39,372 You were so much 1228 01:21:42,419 --> 01:21:45,335 better than I thought you would be. 1229 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,256 ♪ I want to groove 1230 01:21:53,386 --> 01:21:55,649 ♪ I want to groove All night with you ♪ 1231 01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:57,260 Oh, Virgil. 1232 01:21:58,826 --> 01:21:59,871 Oh, Virgil. 1233 01:22:01,394 --> 01:22:03,353 Oh, Virgil. 1234 01:22:06,486 --> 01:22:08,097 Oh, Virgil. 1235 01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,446 Baby, are you all right? 1236 01:22:10,534 --> 01:22:11,622 Um... 1237 01:22:12,014 --> 01:22:13,189 Speak to me, baby. 1238 01:22:14,842 --> 01:22:16,279 Oh, I think he's coming around. 1239 01:22:19,717 --> 01:22:21,066 Oh, shit. 1240 01:22:22,633 --> 01:22:24,156 What? 1241 01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:26,289 Maybe we should get him to the emergency room. 1242 01:22:26,724 --> 01:22:28,073 I mean, he could have a concussion. 1243 01:22:28,204 --> 01:22:29,118 Well... 1244 01:22:31,468 --> 01:22:33,078 It's just a little bump on the head. It's no big deal. 1245 01:22:38,866 --> 01:22:39,911 I should get going. 1246 01:22:40,042 --> 01:22:41,957 Hey, what's the hurry? 1247 01:22:42,087 --> 01:22:44,698 And why are you so dressed up and carrying roses? 1248 01:22:45,438 --> 01:22:47,745 I have a date. 1249 01:22:48,659 --> 01:22:49,747 Oh! 1250 01:22:49,877 --> 01:22:51,096 With a girl? 1251 01:22:52,097 --> 01:22:53,272 Yes, with a girl. 1252 01:22:54,317 --> 01:22:55,883 Really, dear, who is she? 1253 01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,190 Kellie Guthrie. 1254 01:23:00,105 --> 01:23:01,977 Is that the Kellie that you've been drooling over? 1255 01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:03,282 Yeah. 1256 01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:09,158 Have we not had this conversation before? 1257 01:23:10,811 --> 01:23:12,117 What are you talking about? 1258 01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:15,860 Never mind. 1259 01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:18,689 Oh, can I borrow the car? 1260 01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:20,691 Well, of course you can. 1261 01:23:23,302 --> 01:23:24,390 Hey. 1262 01:23:25,087 --> 01:23:26,001 Right. 1263 01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:28,220 Well, bye. 1264 01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:30,266 I'm going. 1265 01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:33,834 Are you sure you're all right, dear? 1266 01:23:33,965 --> 01:23:35,793 Yes, Mom, I'll be fine. 1267 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:40,363 Hey, Virge, get lucky. 1268 01:23:42,669 --> 01:23:43,714 Right. 1269 01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:50,416 You guys aren't planning on 1270 01:23:52,288 --> 01:23:55,726 doing anything when I leave, are you? 1271 01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:57,728 Like... 1272 01:23:59,904 --> 01:24:03,734 You know, never mind, just forget I said anything. 1273 01:24:04,648 --> 01:24:06,824 Just, see you. 1274 01:24:37,855 --> 01:24:41,511 ♪ Luft balloons, I got 99 1275 01:24:44,731 --> 01:24:49,562 ♪ Senses workin' overtime 1276 01:24:50,128 --> 01:24:54,437 ♪ I got one, two, three, four, five 1277 01:24:57,570 --> 01:25:00,660 ♪ Every song on the radio 1278 01:25:01,052 --> 01:25:03,837 ♪ Is about you and me 1279 01:25:04,403 --> 01:25:07,580 ♪ How I love my radio 1280 01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:14,631 ♪ Every song on the radio 1281 01:25:14,761 --> 01:25:17,895 ♪ Is about you and me 1282 01:25:18,025 --> 01:25:19,592 ♪ Now I miss you 1283 01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:44,791 ♪ I saw this woman She had it going on 1284 01:25:44,922 --> 01:25:49,187 ♪ I saw this moron His head would seem gone 1285 01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:53,278 ♪ If I play my cards right, there's going to be no joker 1286 01:25:53,409 --> 01:25:57,717 ♪ I'd get my side 1287 01:25:57,848 --> 01:26:01,286 ♪ You've heard the story 1288 01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:04,594 ♪ Don't you know that unique got so bleak 1289 01:26:04,724 --> 01:26:07,814 ♪ Is what I witnessed He treating her bad 1290 01:26:07,945 --> 01:26:10,774 ♪ And I don't want her to be sad 1291 01:26:10,904 --> 01:26:13,168 ♪ I'm here to protect and serve 1292 01:26:14,995 --> 01:26:17,607 ♪ The world is going down There's a new sheriff in town 1293 01:26:19,739 --> 01:26:23,352 ♪ The world is going down There's a new sheriff in town 1294 01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:25,441 Ah! 1295 01:26:27,878 --> 01:26:30,446 ♪ The world is going down 1296 01:26:31,838 --> 01:26:33,840 I stuck... 1297 01:26:36,147 --> 01:26:37,801 These, which are for you. 1298 01:26:37,931 --> 01:26:39,019 Oh! 1299 01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:45,896 They're lovely. 1300 01:26:46,026 --> 01:26:46,940 Thank you, Virgil. That was very thoughtful of you. 1301 01:26:49,116 --> 01:26:50,117 Come on in. 1302 01:26:57,037 --> 01:26:58,822 Just make yourself at home. 1303 01:26:58,952 --> 01:27:00,693 I'll find something to put these in. 1304 01:27:01,781 --> 01:27:02,956 How did you know I liked roses? 1305 01:27:13,053 --> 01:27:14,577 How is your grandmother? 1306 01:27:14,707 --> 01:27:16,883 Oh, not so good. 1307 01:27:17,014 --> 01:27:19,103 My parents drove to Santa Barbara to be with her. 1308 01:27:26,806 --> 01:27:28,199 How did you know about my grandmother? 1309 01:27:29,896 --> 01:27:33,335 Oh, um... Wild guess. 1310 01:27:35,119 --> 01:27:40,211 ♪ Would you give me just one look my way 1311 01:27:41,212 --> 01:27:42,344 ♪ Make my day 1312 01:27:42,474 --> 01:27:43,475 Yes! 1313 01:27:49,742 --> 01:27:53,006 ♪ The movies and the dinners Yeah, they've been lots of fun 1314 01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:54,747 ♪ But when I bring you to your door 1315 01:27:54,878 --> 01:27:56,967 ♪ I hope we're not done 1316 01:27:57,097 --> 01:28:00,144 ♪ But I'm a little shy and scared to make the first move 1317 01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:03,800 ♪ So, please invite me in so we can get in the groove 1318 01:28:03,930 --> 01:28:07,456 ♪ Let's do it, let's do it Let's get it done 1319 01:28:07,586 --> 01:28:11,111 ♪ Let's do it, let's do it Come on over now 1320 01:28:11,242 --> 01:28:14,332 ♪ Let's get the sex out of the way 1321 01:28:15,028 --> 01:28:17,422 ♪ Let's stop pretending What do you say 1322 01:28:17,553 --> 01:28:21,470 Okay, you son of a bitch. I've taken all the shit I'm gonna take from you. 1323 01:28:22,122 --> 01:28:23,515 Now it's payback time. 1324 01:28:30,043 --> 01:28:32,829 Gotcha!Oh, damn bird! 1325 01:28:33,830 --> 01:28:36,920 ♪ Let's get the sex out of the way 1326 01:28:37,050 --> 01:28:40,663 ♪ So we can concentrate on love ♪ 1327 01:29:10,997 --> 01:29:14,305 ♪ My girl has a wicked style 1328 01:29:16,307 --> 01:29:19,789 ♪ From her lips to her tits and don't you forget that mind 1329 01:29:20,529 --> 01:29:24,663 ♪ My friend I'll say I'm through 1330 01:29:26,317 --> 01:29:29,538 ♪ They all think I'm whipped 'Cause I'm down with you 1331 01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:34,194 ♪ In this world It's good to be alive 1332 01:29:35,413 --> 01:29:36,936 ♪ When you miss the one you love 1333 01:29:37,067 --> 01:29:39,025 ♪ Then she drops by 1334 01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,902 ♪ You've got the key to my door 1335 01:29:47,991 --> 01:29:50,863 ♪ You've got the key to my door 1336 01:29:52,778 --> 01:29:55,390 ♪ And when I hear that lock turn 1337 01:29:57,130 --> 01:29:58,480 ♪ You're mine 1338 01:29:59,611 --> 01:30:04,442 ♪ Anytime of day Anytime of night 1339 01:30:04,573 --> 01:30:08,446 ♪ Come without a warning I've got nothing to hide 1340 01:30:08,925 --> 01:30:10,970 ♪ There used to be a day 1341 01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:13,320 ♪ As with traffic that came by 1342 01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:16,280 ♪ Ex-girlfriend, drug, my friend 1343 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:18,064 ♪ You know what it's like 1344 01:30:18,195 --> 01:30:19,936 ♪ In this world 1345 01:30:20,066 --> 01:30:23,243 ♪ It's good to be alive 1346 01:30:23,374 --> 01:30:24,941 ♪ When you miss the one you love 1347 01:30:25,071 --> 01:30:27,378 ♪ Then she drops by 1348 01:30:27,509 --> 01:30:31,774 ♪ My girl, she's too 1349 01:30:35,952 --> 01:30:38,998 ♪ You've got the key to my door 1350 01:30:40,783 --> 01:30:44,003 ♪ You've got the key to my door 1351 01:30:45,614 --> 01:30:48,399 ♪ And when I hear that lock turn 1352 01:30:49,922 --> 01:30:51,533 ♪ You're mine 1353 01:30:53,186 --> 01:30:55,841 ♪ And when I hear that lock turning ♪